Danger Walden (dangerwalden) wrote,
Danger Walden
dangerwalden

Is the Caller [All] There?

Best, District Office

Are you in Schoolville?

Not really, are you using GPS? (getting ready to tell him that GPS doesn’t recognize Schoolville)

No no no no. I want to get my blood drawn and I want to know how close you are to me.

This is a school district.

Yes?

You want your blood drawn at a school district?

No no no no. I’m calling from a school district. I’m a teacher. I want to get my blood drawn, at a Quest, so they can send [my results] to my doctor.

I don’t know. I guess the closest Quest is in [place nearby].

Oh. Wait. Who am I talking to?

You’re talking to a school district.

Oh, I’m sorry. I thought I dialed…I’m sorry. Bye.

I ANSWERED THE PHONE WITH THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL DISTRICT, DARN IT! CAN YOU HEAR ME, MR. NO NO NO NO?
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