Me: Best School District
Caller: Hello is this Best?
Caller: May I ask who am I talking to?
Me: [Danger], the district receptionist.
Caller: Danger? Danger, are you hiring substitute teachers for this summer?
Me: This summer? Uh...it's almost over...do you mean the fall?
Caller: No. This summer.
Me: I'll transfer you to our Human Resources Department.
Why is an 80-year-old surgeon asking about substitute teaching in the summer - on August 10??? ________________________________________
And now for a few words from people who hate to sign in when they come into our office:
Visitor: Oh, I have to sign in. Wow, this place used to be friendly.
Visitor: I don't have to sign out? Thank God!
Visitor (looking at the 'please sign in' sign): Do I have to sign in?