Are you in Schoolville?
Not really, are you using GPS? (getting ready to tell him that GPS doesn’t recognize Schoolville)
No no no no. I want to get my blood drawn and I want to know how close you are to me.
This is a school district.
Yes?
You want your blood drawn at a school district?
No no no no. I’m calling from a school district. I’m a teacher. I want to get my blood drawn, at a Quest, so they can send [my results] to my doctor.
I don’t know. I guess the closest Quest is in [place nearby].
Oh. Wait. Who am I talking to?
You’re talking to a school district.
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought I dialed…I’m sorry. Bye.
I ANSWERED THE PHONE WITH THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL DISTRICT, DARN IT! CAN YOU HEAR ME, MR. NO NO NO NO?