Danger Walden (dangerwalden) wrote,
Danger Walden

Is the Caller [All] There

This morning, an 80-year-old surgeon called.

Me: Best School District

Caller: Hello is this Best?

Me: Yes.

Caller: May I ask who am I talking to?

Me: [Danger], the district receptionist.

Caller: Danger? Danger, are you hiring substitute teachers for this summer?

Me: This summer? Uh...it's almost over...do you mean the fall?

Caller: No. This summer.

Me: I'll transfer you to our Human Resources Department.

Why is an 80-year-old surgeon asking about substitute teaching in the summer - on August 10??? ___________________________________________________________________________________________________

And now for a few words from people who hate to sign in when they come into our office:

Visitor: Oh, I have to sign in. Wow, this place used to be friendly.
Visitor: I don't have to sign out? Thank God!
Visitor (looking at the 'please sign in' sign): Do I have to sign in?
Tags: is the caller [all] there
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.